(People apparently liked this. So now this. I'm sorry)
I Love You But I'm Not in Love With You
I Love The Concept of You But I Don't Love The Actual You
I Love You But I'm Afraid That Our Very Different Backgrounds and Upbringings Will Turn Out To Be Incompatible in the Long Run
I Love You But I Am a Man With Needs That I Don't Think You Really Understand
I Love You But I've Chosen Popular British Rock Band "The Darkness"
I Love You But I Think I Might Be Attracted to Other Men
I Love You But I Think I Have A Chance With Someone Who Is More Attractive
I Love You But I Think That Maybe It Might Be A Good Idea If We Start Seeing Other People For A While
I Love You But I've Chosen World of Warcraft
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I Love You, and I'd like to engage in pre-marital sexual relations, but I've chosen Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI Love You But The USA Is A Monster (Which You Will Know by the Trail of the Dead)
ReplyDeleteI Love You But That Necktie Has Got to Go
ReplyDeletei love you, but my mom says I should choose darkness
ReplyDeleteI love this idea, which unfortunately for you means you are sentenced to produce one such blog entry per week.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, I don't think there is a poverty of ridiculous band names. Let's run this gimmick into the ground like it's an 8 minute SNL sketch.
ReplyDeleteOoh, ooh, then I get to be dumb-ass Jimmy Fallon who never stops laughing at himself both during and after said sketch. Thus, thought of the other day on accident: I Love You But I've Chosen Dankness
ReplyDeletesorry.
that's why we let kellen do this, kc
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